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Porn Camp...Day 2
Today was comprised of a lazy morning, tater tots, a Wawa run, a stop at Church's Chicken for a box of boobs-n-thighs, and (of course) the SOUL GAME!
Our Soul lost (dammit) in like the last 10 seconds of the game *angry sigh* and I can't quite figure out all the rules, but we had a blast. We ran into some other Jovi Girls in the parking lot, and had a good time catching up, eating and drinking together, and engaging in Porn Libs.
What are 'Porn Libs'? you ask?
You know "Mad Libs"? Well, when you get a bunch of fan fic writers together they turn into Porn Libs. One of the ones we wound up with had a song entitled "Fuck around the Clock".
Of course, I had to re-write the Bill Haley classic. Apologies in advance.
Oh, and there's wine.
Always wine.
~ Hath
Our Soul lost (dammit) in like the last 10 seconds of the game *angry sigh* and I can't quite figure out all the rules, but we had a blast. We ran into some other Jovi Girls in the parking lot, and had a good time catching up, eating and drinking together, and engaging in Porn Libs.
What are 'Porn Libs'? you ask?
You know "Mad Libs"? Well, when you get a bunch of fan fic writers together they turn into Porn Libs. One of the ones we wound up with had a song entitled "Fuck around the Clock".
Of course, I had to re-write the Bill Haley classic. Apologies in advance.
One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, fuckAs Porn Camp weekend comes to a close *sniff* we're Skyping with Kiwi, getting ready for Porn Camp Crafts, and writing a short biscuit about Jon and Angry Birds.
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, fuck
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, fuck
We're gonna fuck around the clock tonight.
Put your cock ring on and join me, hon,
We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one,
We're gonna fuck around the clock tonight,
We're gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna fuck, gonna fuck, around the clock tonight.
When the clock strikes two, three and four,
You will eat me out, you dirty whore,
We're gonna fuck around the clock tonight,
We're gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna fuck, gonna fuck, around the clock tonight.
When the chimes ring five, six and seven,
I may let you cum and to go heaven.
We're gonna fuck around the clock tonight,
We're gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna fuck, gonna fuck, around the clock tonight.
When it's eight, nine, ten, eleven too,
I'll be kneeling down and blowing you.
We're gonna fuck around the clock tonight,
We're gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna fuck, gonna fuck, around the clock tonight.
When the clock strikes twelve, we'll cool off then,
Start a fuckin' round the clock again.
We're gonna fuck around the clock tonight,
We're gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna fuck, gonna fuck, around the clock tonight.
Oh, and there's wine.
Always wine.
~ Hath
LMAO.
Freaking hilarious! I love it... LOL I have now been enlightened about porn lips from the mouth...dirty ones that is ;)
Skype was fun, my Skype-cherry has been popped which seems only appropriate that it was via-porn camp LOL
Sounds like a fabulous weekend ladies, hopefully I get to see you all in Dec/Jan at some point! And I'm in for next time! ;)
Enjoy your last night- glad I could be a part of the madness from afar.
xxx
Ok Porn LIBS but hell. That's appropriate too afetr that convo.