Today was comprised of a lazy morning, tater tots, a Wawa run, a stop at Church's Chicken for a box of boobs-n-thighs, and (of course) the SOUL GAME!

Our Soul lost (dammit) in like the last 10 seconds of the game *angry sigh* and I can't quite figure out all the rules, but we had a blast. We ran into some other Jovi Girls in the parking lot, and had a good time catching up, eating and drinking together, and engaging in Porn Libs.

What are 'Porn Libs'? you ask?

You know "Mad Libs"?  Well, when you get a bunch of fan fic writers together they turn into Porn Libs.  One of the ones we wound up with had a song entitled "Fuck around the Clock".

Of course, I had to re-write the Bill Haley classic. Apologies in advance.

One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, fuck
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, fuck
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, fuck
We're gonna fuck around the clock tonight.

Put your cock ring on and join me, hon,
We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one,
We're gonna fuck around the clock tonight,
We're gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna fuck, gonna fuck, around the clock tonight.

When the clock strikes two, three and four,
You will eat me out, you dirty whore,
We're gonna fuck around the clock tonight,
We're gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna fuck, gonna fuck, around the clock tonight.

When the chimes ring five, six and seven,
I may let you cum and to go heaven.
We're gonna fuck around the clock tonight,
We're gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna fuck, gonna fuck, around the clock tonight.

When it's eight, nine, ten, eleven too,
I'll be kneeling down and blowing you.
We're gonna fuck around the clock tonight,
We're gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna fuck, gonna fuck, around the clock tonight.

When the clock strikes twelve, we'll cool off then,
Start a fuckin' round the clock again.
We're gonna fuck around the clock tonight,
We're gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, 'til broad daylight.
We're gonna fuck, gonna fuck, around the clock tonight.

As Porn Camp weekend comes to a close *sniff* we're Skyping with Kiwi, getting ready for Porn Camp Crafts, and writing a short biscuit about Jon and Angry Birds.

Oh, and there's wine.

Always wine.

~ Hath

So...it's Night #1 of the East Coast Chapter of JPM officially renamed Porn Camp
Follow us on Twitter if you want to join in the fun. Slightly obnoxious, wholly juvenile and totally giggle worthy. We do have TONS of fun when we get within the same air space.

I wish we could get ALL the girls together, but we definitely take what we can get.

• oars durves
• ice cream
• wine
• porny mad libs
• porn talk
• twitter frenzy
• mini golf
• wine
• table full of laptops
• jammies
• NO bras
• pillow fights

hahahhahaha
husbands wish!

... I just left Penn Station in En-Why-See and FINALLY got my seat to myself so I could get the old LT out -- can't write porn with an audience.

Well, unless it's MAH GIRLS!

Wils, I'm on the way, and will call your darling daughter when I arrive in Philly. Then I will smother you with hugs (dear ones, not queer ones) when I see you, and shower love on your puppy and bunny (that is NOT dirty, people).

I have have this date circled in purple marker on my calendar for WEEKS! I've been SO looking forward to getting away for a few days with the Northeast Chapter of the JPM.

And while I won't have any of the wine (ewww) I will have a 'rita or two (or orange juice, lol) and wait most impatiently for Catte, Queenie and TaraLeigh to arrive.

Then, well, nobody's safe.

Well crap, it took way longer to type this paltry post than I thought -- we're now entering beautiful, scenic downtown Newark New Jersey.  I love a train crew with a sense of humor.

~ Hath

I know, I know... it seems silly to say that I'll be at my own apartment for FF weekend with Hath, Catte, Queenie and TaraLeigh BUT there is a madness behind my method. 


You see, I am in the process of moving to Brooklyn to be closer to my new job and, at the moment, I have been commuting 5 hours a day to and from home. It's taking the life outta me and making for a seriously cranky Wils. So, when I say that I will be there too, it's because I will be home, in my house, which is in all sorts of disarray... but I will be there with 4 of the most awesome women I know.


We will finally crack open the $50 of Carmenère that I got as a birthday gift from a very good friend. It's called "Purple Angel" which has serious significance (but only a very few know why). It's been sitting on my counter taunting me for over a month now and I'll seriously ready to see the bottom of that bottle.